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Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Bulliten #2

MSN: 499349-A
Date: D71 TE (1/11/17)
Subject: Trying to get back to this

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Well, I finally got a laptop. Found it in a pile of melted silicon and shattered glass in what used to be a Best Buy. It was hard getting to it, since raiders had holed up in there with two assault rifles and a crate full of Cookie Cat ice cream sandwiches and bullets.

The laptop had somehow remained intact while nearly everything else in the store had been reduced to a thick layer of wires and silicon chips covering the floor. The only problem with it was that at times the "K" key would stickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Crap. Had to rip it out. So from now on, I'm going to use the characters |< instead of the letter between J and L.

So anyway, now I don't have to share the bun|<er computer with that Minecraft-obsessed little |<id.

This means I can finally get bac|< to writing. For now, I'm going to write the next part of ZQ Retold. Maybe do another chapter of Cow Chronicles. Should be posted by tomorrow. In the meantime, Astatanius is bac|<!

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