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Friday, December 2, 2016

Bulletin #1

Message Serial Number (MSN):499348-A
Date: D31 TE (12/2/16)
Subject: I survived the apocalypse

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It's been almost for a month now.
Since that fateful November day.
The day the old world ended, and a new one began anew from the ashes

Okay, enough gobbledygook. To make a long story short, some bad stuff happened, I escaped with only my life, and am currently writing from Bunker Theta-284. It's a nice place, especially since most places I would call nice have now been reduced to smoking ashes. 

Apparently, the government thought that there was going to be an alien invasion a few years ago, so they hired some company to build these bunkers all over the country. There was no alien invasion (obviously), but then the world ended in November, so they opened the bunkers again.

As for why it's been so long since I've posted, computers are hard to come by here. Most of them can only be used by bunker personnel, and I can almost never the one public computer here because this little kid uses it 24 hours a day to play Minecraft. Luckily, he came down with the flu, so I had time to send a bulletin out to this blog. 

Seanathan managed to escape with me, and we're trying to locate Arthur, who's apparently trying to rebuild the world (by himself). Hopefully, he's still alive.

According to the guards here, we might be doing a raid on the ruined city I once called home this weekend. When I do, I'll try to get a laptop for my personal use, and find Arthur. I hope to start posting regularly starting now, along with weekly bulletins like this to inform you about life in the wastelands of a forgotten civilization.

Crap, the little kid is coming back. gottisfjgnkdflj
minecraft is da kolest game evur
im gona play minecraft rit now cause its koool
bi bi

-litle joey

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